My Boss

[Patsy33]

I asked my boss if I can come to work a little late today. He said “Dream on.” I think that was really nice of him.

[Tilly2]

You must be a nightmare to work with, Patsy.

[BANANASPLITS]

I rang my boss earlier

" i cant come in boss I've got a wee cough"

"You've got a wee cough" he said

" wow thx boss I'll see you next week!

[Patsy33]

My boss said ,"You should've been here for 8.30 am!" I said, " Why, what happened!"....

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol

[tonyav]

My boss was that unpopular as a child that his parents tied a lamb chop to his leg so the dog would play with him.

[Patsy33]

Although unpopular Tone, I heard he was minted...

[marval]

I asked the boss if I could get a raise, and he said, "Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment."

I said, "I don't get it."

He said, "That's right."

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^^
Lol...