My Son And G F Said That They Wanted A Puppy For Xmas

[nailit]

I usually cook a turkey but hey, whatever makes them happy.

[kvalidir]

Lol :)

[douglas9401]

Split the difference, hotdogs.

[MallyJ]

Ooooooooo !!!!!!

[sunny-dave]

I was told that a duck was unlikely ...

[-Talbot-]

I've never cooked dog...can you give me a few pointers?

[marval]

You will need your canine teeth to eat that.

[-Talbot-]

Is it tender or a bit chowy?

[DarceyK123]

On a more serious note, i do hope they dont mean it. They need to concentrate on themselves for now without bringing a puppy into the mix.

[ummmm]

Darcey - don't take life so seriously :-)

[Togo]

Douglas puts mustard on his boiled Dachshund then.

[nailit]

Darcy, they have taken in a homeless cat....
Lovely thing it is as well, got a sh t tray and everything! It seems quiet settled there with them.

[Togo]

Always did wonder what that Bolognese sauce was made from.

[Togo]

Nails. You will be Grandad within 12 months bud.

[nailit]

Stop it Togo, just stop it....

[douglas9401]

I've said it before, Togo, but, condiments of the season.

[Togo]

And to you and yours Douglas.
Aside.
Douglas.... spent an hour or so with our Scottish neighbours yesterday evening. The one with the son that we on AB helped with a survey for his dissertation. Mulled wine and mince pies was the menu at venu. I politely declined and was allowed to choose a drink of my own. I manage a half bottle of rather nice Glenlivet single malt and am now in the lovely lady's debt. (She is from right up there in the Shetlands.)