Went To The Doctors

[Theland]

Told my Doctor can't stop breaking wind.
Undressed for examination, breaking wind every few seconds.
Doctor reached for a big pole with a hook on the end.
I screamed, " What you doing with that?"
He replied, "Opening the window it stinks in here!"

[waterboatman]

The answer is blowing in the wind. :o}

[Patsy33]

By hook or by crook, he'll get to the bottom of it...

[BANANASPLITS]

My doctor is useless I asked "have you anything for strong wind" he gave me a kite!

[Ken4155]

I went to the Doctor and guess what he told me, guess what he told me? He said, "Son you have a nasty habit of repeating yourself."

[Ken4155]

Convinced she was pregnant, my daughter visited her doc. He said she felt swollen because of trapped wind. About 9 month later, she bumped into him in the street. He looked into the pram she was pushing and asked, "What is it?" "A fart with a bonnet on" she replied.

[retrocop]

Wouldn't want to attend your place of Worship Theland

'In Church or Chapel let it rattle'.

[Bazile]

I went to the doctor and walked into his consulting room
'' Go and lie on that couch over there'', he said
'' why ? '' , i enquired
''I'm trying to tidy up'' , he replied

[DTCwordfan]

A good belch is just one gust of wind,
That cometh from your dearest heart...
But should it take the downward trend,
It turns into a putrid bench-ripping fart

[marval]

I walked into the doctors, I said "I've hurt my arm in several places.
The doctor said "well don't go there any more."

[maggiebee]

Where 'ere you be
Let the wind blow free
For the want of a f***
Was the death of me