My Partner

[marval]

I thought I won the argument with my partner as to how to arrange the dining room furniture. But when I got home the tables were turned.

I was really embarrassed when my partner caught me playing with my son’s train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bed sheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.

My partner thinks I don’t respect his privacy enough.
At least, that’s what it says in his diary.

I invited my boyfriend to go to the gym with me, but he stood me up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

My partner walked out on me for being too old fashioned.
I thought we had good alchemy.

My partner keeps telling me that I am the cheapest person he has ever met in his life.
I am not buying it.

I once fell in love with a man who only knew four vowels.
He didn’t know I existed.

Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.

[Patsy33]

Good ones there Marval lol...

[BANANASPLITS]

Excellent lol

[Canary42]

///My partner thinks I don’t respect his privacy enough.
At least, that’s what it says in his diary. ///

That one had me spluttering coffee everywhere - soooooo funny :-D

[maggiebee]

Up to your usual high standard marval, thanks.