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[marval]

Breaking news in the cabinet reshuffle. My Xbox 360 games have been moved to the bottom drawer.

My investment in a maze business isn’t going well, I can’t see a way out of it.

I went round to my friend’s house to see he had a rain forest installed in his living room complete with snakes, monkeys and tree frogs. I said: “So, your Amazon order finally arrived.”

Clairvoyants meeting cancelled due to unforeseen events.

When I was a journalist my newspaper relocated, I had two choices, to leave or to move with The Times.

My daughter was making a terrible racket last night. It barely lasted two sets.

I hate eating frozen ready meals. So I always cook them first.

I decided to sell my stuffed Labrador on eBay. It didn’t fetch very much.

[Patsy33]

Lol...Sorry stuffed Labrador didn't fetch much. Hope you didn't get a lot of stick for it!

[DTCwordfan]

My stuffed Labrador got covered - by a blind one.