My Grandad

[Patsy33]

My Grandad always said, “as one door closes, another opens”,
lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.

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[BANANASPLITS]

My grandad always said "the first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting them more"
Great man
Bad anaesthetist!!

[Patsy33]

Ha aha ...Knock out!

[marval]

lol

Last Christmas I gave my Grandad a prostitute and a duvet.
Which surprised him, as he'd actually asked for a tartan blanket.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
Lol!!!

[jno]

if at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

[marval]

Everyone in my family was a police officer, except for my Grandad, who was a bank robber.
He died last week surrounded by his family.

[Khandro]

Was he the one who stained floors? such a shame, he couldn't help it.

[Theland]

Years ago I paid for my Grandad to jump out of a plane.
Complete success.
Sadly, my budget did not extend to a parachute!

[tonyav]

“My grandad is always saying that in the old days people could leave their back doors open. Which is probably why his submarine sank.”

[tonyav]

“My grandad invented the cold air balloon but it never really took off.”

[marval]

I was trying to help my Grandad use the computer.
He asks me how to print something, I told him to control P and he said he hasn't been able to do that for years.

[jno]

just before he died we covered Grandpa's back in grease. After that he went downhill quickly.

[marval]

My Grandad used to race pigeons.
He could never keep up with them though.