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Thanks guys :)
Turbo, that was the first thing I thought of but I just can't bring myself to wer such clothing - not even for a laugh!
Noodles, I'm glad you didn't say crimpelene too loud, or my pet crimples would be going ape!
Dotty, Guinevere sounds wonderful but I'm guessing my family will say - who are you? errm, Guinevere... WHO'S THAT? :P
Yay Boobs, you found me! Lol
IAP - the sense and sensibility look would work! thanks
Grrrrr why did she have to have fancy dress?!! :P
IAP -