I Need

[marval]

I need to find a new source of electricity. I am not happy with my current supplier.

I constantly make dreadful clothes for monks. It is a bad habit.

I spent six hours yesterday with my partner going around all the shops looking at the sales. It was pointless, we don’t even own a Yacht.

I was really bored today so I thought I would rearrange my bedroom. I have got ‘moody berm’And ‘mr boomedy’ so far.

My new job is going well as a settee tester I thought I would have a few problems settling in, but sofa so good.

Whenever I walk through London, tourists try to stop me and ask where the nearest tube station is. I refuse to tell them. It is beneath me.

I went through some patches in my life that I am not proud of. Especially when I was a pirate.

It was my first day at the cheese factory and I hate it already. With no instruction, they just told me to separate the curds in this huge vat. I am in whey over my head.

[maggiebee]

For number four I also found: Emmy Brood and Bod Memory

[Patsy33]

Sorry about job at cheese factory, Marval..
Hard cheese!

[marval]

Well done Maggie

[zebo]

If you need an electrician there's one who advertises locally, Sherlock Ohms, makes me laugh every time I see it.

[marval]

That is a good name for him Zebo.