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A Leopard
A leopard went to see an Optician because he thought he needed an eye exam.
“Every time I look at my wife,” he worriedly told the optician, “I see spots before my eyes.”
“So what are you worried about?” replied the doctor. “You are a leopard, aren’t you?”
“What’s that got to do with anything?” replied the leopard. “My wife is a zebra.”
“Every time I look at my wife,” he worriedly told the optician, “I see spots before my eyes.”
“So what are you worried about?” replied the doctor. “You are a leopard, aren’t you?”
“What’s that got to do with anything?” replied the leopard. “My wife is a zebra.”
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