Chip Shop

[Patsy33]

Went to chip shop and asked for a jumbo sausage. I was told,"It won't be long"
I said, "It better be!"...

[jno]

I tried to buy a spring roll in ours and was told they wouldn't be in till July.

[tonyav]

Two brothers from the monastery run our local chippy, one is the fish friar and the other is the chip monk.

[marval]

I called my partner and told him that I will pick up Fish and Chips on the way from work, he didn't respond.
He is still mad about the names I gave our kids.

[agchristie]

LOL Tonyav

[Canary42]

4 excellent jokes there :-D

[aelmpvw]

i don't think i'd dare ask my chippie if he'd got a jumbo sausage

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
Sounds a bit personal, doesn't it ael?!...lol

[marval]

I am going to open a chip shop in London. It will be called Battersea cods home.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
Good Cod, Marval, that's brilliant!

[marval]

Thank you Patsy, I thought I would just for the halibut.

[Hopkirk]

I don't blame mean to carp on, but I think you meant brill, Patsy.

[10ClarionSt]

I used to love this old joke, sadly no longer applicable. A guy was in the centre of Manchester and asked a policeman for directions to Manchester Citys' ground. The copper gave him a load of complicated directions, then said: "When you get there, you'll see two queues, a small one and a very long one. Don't go in the long one. That's for the chippy".