Two word story.

[graemer]

I found a site which has inspired me to find out how clever Abers are. Can you write a two word short story? Example:

Death of a Duck Hunter

"Duck!" "Where?"

(by M. Stanley Bubien) 

[thikasabrik]

The Biography of an Undertaker

Dead boring

[THECORBYLOON]

The Death of Noah's Neighbour "Rain? Naaah"

Is it true Noah's surname was Fence?

[graemer]

Thanks Ludwig they are hilarious! Here's my new one:

The Adventures of a Mad Woman Who Thought She Could Converse with Financial Institutions.

"Answer, Bank!"

[graemer]

...and another two.

The Curious Incident of the Furniture Upholsterer's Terrible Accident.

Fully recovered.

The Day Sherlock Holmes Revealed to His Assistant He'd Spent Time At An American School.

"Elementary, Watson"

[jno]

here's a one-word story

Reading Difficulties

lysdexia

[Robinia]

Divorce On The AB

Forgotten birthday.

[jno]

Holidaying in Italy, the great detective sends his assistant off to look for a food shop

Alimentari, Watson

[THECORBYLOON]

What Leonardo said he was suffering from when he had a blocked-up nose

DaVinci Code 

[graemer]

Leonardo Begins Work on the Last Supper.

"Squeeze up!"

[graemer]

Forgetful Answer Banker Who Thought May 26th Was the Date, Appeals to Divorce Judge.

Robinia? Gorgeous!

Waaaah why can't I have formatting at home?

[graemer]

Seems to have ended, so thank you all for your fun contributions!

[Robinia]

I've decided to forgive you this time graeme. Can't keep up the silent treatment for long anyway - I've got far too much to say!!  My mum used to say I'd talk to a donkey all day if it would nod back!!  And by the way.....

[graemer]

So was it the 6th then? Where was the big thread from those other thoughtless biddies?

[jourdain2]

''NO''------- 'Oh!'

[jourdain2]

^^^^ sorry, should have been an exclamation mark after 'no'.