One of Al Capone's henchmen asks " Hows your new girlfriend Al "
Al, "She's dead"
Henchman, "Jeez Al, I'm sorry to hear that, what did she die from" ?.
Al, "Venereal Disease"
Henchman, "Jeez Al, I didn't know anyone could die from V D".
Al " they do when they give it to me".