You Don't Get This In Aldi

[sunny-dave]

https://tinyurl.com/y6d46jtc

Is it just me, or is 'Locksbottom' inherently mucky too?

[ loud chorus of "It's just you, Dave" ]

[Lie-in King]

I think they misunderstood the "Park & Ride" scheme...

[The Builder]

According to Wikipedia, Locksbottom is near Tugmutton Common.
So, no surprises there then

[jackthehat]

///..... he argued that children often use that back entrance to the car park. ///

ooooooo.....Matron!!!

[Cloverjo]

I love the word ‘romping’! You never hear it or see it written anywhere but a in certain type of newspaper. :))

[Buenchico]

;-)

[sunny-dave]

Indeed JtH - Locksbottom, twinned with Northampton it seems ...

https://tinyurl.com/y2ly9voy

[The Builder]

:o)))

[Bazile]

//Bradley Frampton, 35, went to the supermarket in Pallant Way, Locksbottom to buy some bits with his girlfriend at 4pm.//

So there were 'bits' of another kind on display

[Barmaid]

* heads back to Sainsbury's *

[Bazile]

//You Don't Get This In Aldi//

You don't get this is Abdul Asif's supermarket car park , for sure

[malagabob]

The couple were about 40. I’d consider the chap lucky. :)

[10ClarionSt]

Is that all they were up to? At one local supermarket, a lot of travellers parked up, went in and stole loads of stuff. Some of the women went in the local hairdressers/nailbars/etc, had all the treatment then refused to pay. Just walked out. The cops did nothing. Good innit?

[douglas9401]

Garden wall peeper doesn't report something he made up to police.

Local newspaper journalism continues decline.