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teacake44 | 16:18 Tue 06th Aug 2019 | Jokes
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Can you come up with a fake or funny news head line. This is mine.
After extensive efforts by Army, RAF, and all emergency services to repair the Whaley bridge dam. to no avail, TEACAKE 44 managed to plug the damage with 90 tons of instant grab gorilla glue. Engineers were amazed of TEACAKES ability to solve this massive problem.
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How about "Troops flood disaster area"?
That's some size of a headline!
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I'm the editor of a Sunday paper that's one meter long.
"Damn the Dam"

"Dutch Boy Plugs Dam with Thumb"
a secondary line, 'Stupid Fool'

"Whaley Residents Found Blubbering"
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^^??
TEACAKE DOES IT AGAIN
and foils all her doubters :0)
'Teacake's Toddbrook Tits-Up?'
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The idea of my post was for you to come up with (ANY) funny /fake headline, not to do with the dam, that's just what I came up with. :)
“DAMN, it was fixed with 44 teacakes”
*Crickets play in the crowd*
Corbyn wins general election and appoints Diane Abbott as governor of the bank of england

TEACAKE, you've done a fake headline, what about a funny one...?
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anotheoldget starts another war on AB, all in black and white.

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