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A Yorkshire Farmer...
...finds a man on his knees sipping water with his lips from a stream on his land.
"Tha dunt wanna drink water frum that stream, lad. Pigs, cows and sheep pish and poo in it.
"I'm from London and don't understand a word you've said, could you speak a little slower, "said the man.
"Do you want to borrow a mug," said the farmer.
"Tha dunt wanna drink water frum that stream, lad. Pigs, cows and sheep pish and poo in it.
"I'm from London and don't understand a word you've said, could you speak a little slower, "said the man.
"Do you want to borrow a mug," said the farmer.
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