Party Time.

[Theland]

I know it's Wednesday and late, but am fed up, so let's lighten up and have a party.
Woo hoo :-)))))

[Theland]

Oops Mamya - you are right! Couldn't find my, "Way Out." Silly me.

[Theland]

Just found an old Jaffa Cake under the chair.

[retrocop]

Good night. Hope you don't suffer any hangovers tomorrow.Make sure those incontinence pads are well secured . A case of Fosters in Oz is known as a slab of ***.. Night Night. *** be upon you Theland :-)

[ummmm]

I was gonna say it's called a pint of ***.

[ummmm]

Pee

[Theland]

Thank you part goers for a lovely time.
Pick up your free sausage at the door. :-)

[Barmaid]

Fosters is like making love in a punt. **&&ing close to water.

We've got the gun out. Seen a rat.....

[Theland]

Barmaid - love that. Bit late love, just scraping the drunks off the floor. :-)

[Mamyalynne]

Could we borrow the piece when you've done Barmaid, there's a few round here too ;-)

[Barmaid]

Lol mamy. Mr BM won't let me touch his weapon tho. He's such a bad sport (but I think he remembers me threatening to shoot him or the HUGE spider he had trapped under a glass whilst he was laying on the sofa watching the cricket).

[Mamyalynne]

Understandable really, wise man, ;-)

[Theland]

Bad experience with Viagra.
Took four in one go and only two of them worked!
Now have to take the cat to the Vets!

Took another last night and only got a stiff neck!

Throw one in the washing machine and my shirts come out ready ironed!

[Mamyalynne]

Not that kind of weapon Pinnochio.

Night.

[Theland]

Jiminy - my wrist is slapped. Night love.