Party

[Patsy33]

I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman. Infuriated, I immediately went over, and punched him on his nose!.
No one does that to a woman, not on my watch...

[JimF]

Change the first usage of the word 'watch' to Rolex to avoid giving away the punchline.

[Patsy33]

;-)

[jno]

that showed plenty of ticker!

[Canary42]

He'll get awristed.

[Theland]

You could do time for that :-)

[Mamyalynne]

He won't try it a second time.

[sanmac]

"You could do time for that." Only if it was a hunter-style pocket watch, and then it would be an open and shut case.

[Theland]

Don't get upset, bad for your ticker :-)

[Theland]

Don't get wound up!

[marval]

I hope you punched him with your second hand.