Are You A Christmas Decoration Superfan?

[naomi24]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-50565599

How festive is your house?

[rowanwitch]

Deck your balls with poison ivy
Falalalala ouch ouch ouch
Drink too much and annoy your wifey
Then you wonder why that she's a grouch
Carve the Turkey into mincemeat
Make comments about the Parsons nose
Light your farts when you flame the pudding
Falalala that's how it goes

[Mamyalynne]

There have been times the house resembles a grotto, when the Children were small and again when Grandchildren came along.

This past few years I have still done the big tree and a few festive touches around but this year I have limited reach and strength following a fracture so things will be less decorative.

[shoota]

Care to elaborate on your 'festive touches' hmmm?

[Lie-in King]

No decorations here.

[Mamyalynne]

What do you want decking?

On second thoughts, don't answer that ;-)

[pixie374]

I always have done, purely for the children, and now granddaughter. However, one of my dogs will definitely eat the tree if I put it up, so really not sure what to do this year. I have always taken everything down before new year, as it's done by then.

[Bobbisox1]

There’s nothing at all I dislike about the festive period, it’s our Christian festival the same as other religions have theirs ,

[emmie]

not really, though my family go to town a bit