Barber

[marval]

A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner where a policeman is standing.

"Officer," he asks, "have you seen a man run by here in the last few minutes?"

"No, I haven't. What's the problem?"

"The lousy cheat ran out of my shop without paying me!"

"Does this fellow have any distinguishing features?" the officer asked.

"Well, yes," the barber replies. "He's carrying one of his ears in his left hand."

[EDDIE51]

Like it, I did not expect that as a punchline!

[Patsy33]

Bleedin cheat!....

[weecalf]

He would never catch up with him as he had already given him a quarstart

[Patsy33]

I expect the barber will comb the area..

[1ozzy]

Then the plod caught him, "Ello, ello, ello, what 'ave we 'ear".

[marval]

He might give the barber the brush off.

[Ellipsis]

Maybe the policeman saw a Van Gogh past ,,,

[Patsy33]

I've got this joke earmarked for future reference...