Schadenfreude -
Isn't really my style but I just had to laugh when I heard this on the radio today.
Apparently a guy was rushing around to get ready for the drive to get to work.
After getting everything done in record time, it was high time to leave the house and hit the road and get moving. He opened the front door and is greeted by a heavy frost all around but especially thick on the windscreen of his old car.
In a fit of panic, he ran back indoors to get the can of de-icer which he remembered was in the cupboard under the kitchen sink. After spraying all the windows with a generous coat, it was then when he realized that he had sprayed the windows with fake snow.
I reckon it must have been those little snow flakes printed on the can what was to blame.