Football Mad

[Trevilino]

My wife called me a sexist pig, and accused me of being far too obsessed with football.
I said, "What makes you say that, babe?"
She said, "Well for one, there's this card you gave me for my birthday."
I said, "But to be fair, you've not kept up with the housework recently, so you were lucky it was only yellow."

[shoota]

Does she get 10 minutes in the sin bin now?

[Canary42]

.... but VAR made it a red.

[Ken4155]

Tell her it was either the yellow or you would have brought a fresh pair of legs in.

[Mamyalynne]

Sleeping in the dressing room again tonight Trev?

[Chipchopper]

She just needs some extra time..

[zebo]

Think you crossed the bar there.