Loo Rolls

[zylaphone]

My 30 year old daughter asked me what she should do If she ran out of loo rolls. Told her cut up yesterday’s newspapers, cut them up in squares and pierced on them on a string , She will would use Daily Maily or the Sun. she hadn’t heard of newspaper as a loo paper.

[Barmaid]

Yeah but she has a problem if she reads the newspaper on her phone.

[woofgang]

maybe I should be putting my newspapers on ebay? But then what would I cover the floor in my spare room with? My tortoises are awake but its too cold outside so they are living in there and they are NOT housetrained!

[shoota]

She has a problem if she flushes it as well, blockage will follow somewhere along the pipeline.
If it comes to having to use newspaper, have a dedicated bucket or bin to dispose of it and then burn it or compost it.

[gingejbee]

Great idea...if you don't mind blocked toilet and blocked drains. Could prove expensive.

[Mamyalynne]

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/06/cope-without-toilet-paper-case-coronavirus-related-shortage-12358036/

[zylaphone]

Lol. She is too young to hear about using newspaper as a loo roll!

[ichkeria]

In our local supermarket all the loo rolls have gone but the kitchen rolls are intact.
Which is odd if you think about it.
When someone realises that kitchen roll works too then I guess they’ll disappear as well ...

[Mamyalynne]

Plumber's profits will rise soon I'm sure.

[gingejbee]

^^kitchen roll will also cause blockages, because it doesn't disintegrate when wet (as loo roll is designed to do).

[fiction-factory]

Good job Passport to Riches has finished or we'd have loads of posts saying they'd had to use their Mail as loo paper so needed the cities

[pastafreak]

There's always adult diapers...
Hmmm...I may have just found a use for all the puppy pads I've got. Unused, of course. ;)

[Tilly2]

Use leaves. I have plenty of Lambs Ears in the garden. That'll do.

[jno]

read as you go

https://tinyurl.com/tmcl3gn

[Jordyboy9]

Wipe your bum with lambs ears?
Suppose it’s better than using a hedgehog.

[Tilly2]

See here, Jordy.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-plant-experts-leaves-toilet-paper-a4383856.html

[TheDevil]

Just get in the shower and use your hand and some soap.

Thankfully we're in the modern age, most of us have soap and running water.

[GenuineclAss]

Anybody struggling to buy loo rolls?

Please see my answer at the top of page 2 on the thread,

"Stocks Running Low Yet?"

[Mamyalynne]

No idea why using a jug of warm water as in my link above is not considered the simplest way.

Only difficult in public loos but easy at home.

[TheDevil]

" 20:21 Wed 11th Mar 2020"

LOL!!

My Miss said a sanitary towel would suffice then bin it outside like you would a nappy.