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marval | 15:59 Sun 15th Mar 2020 | Jokes
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Police are reporting that there was a robbery at my local Odeon with over £1000 of goods stolen.

The cinema management say they are missing a large bucket of popcorn, a medium coke and a Cornetto.


I would start a discussion about coffee but I can't help thinking that one or two people might make a mochary of the idea.


Deep underground while digging for coal, a man came across a creature with a human head on a bull's body.

It was a minertaur.


I saw a big gang of lions walking down the high street today.

It is probably because it is Pride Week.

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Took me ages to get the cinema one, lol.
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