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[Canary42]

Just seen a news report about the stresses and strains of self isolation. It reported that people are going crazy from being in lock down!

It was strange, actually, because I had just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster and all of us agreed that things are getting bad.

I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she always has to put a different spin on everything, and certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant.

In the end the iron calmed me down. She said everything will be fine, which surprised me because she’s usually the first one to get steamed up. Still she is under a bit of pressure. I think she might have been sneaking off to the medicine cabinet.

[Patsy33]

:-))

[jno]

yeah, the hoover was complaining about hard times; I just told her to suck it up.

[Patsy33]

The food mixer was the same. I told her, it's a whisk she has to take...

[jno]

the espresso machine has no grounds for complaint

[Patsy33]

The wine rack has been bottling everything up..

[maggiebee]

I told my grater it would be a rough time.

[marval]

My kettle said stop spouting that rubbish.

[Theland]

The toilet kept looking flushed and was swallowing loads of water.

[rowanwitch]

I now have a told you so-ing machine, and a Wii won't fit into your clothes machine, and the coffee maker is just being a drip.

[Barmaid]

I've just chucked the spare vacuum cleaner out. It was just sitting there collecting dust.

[jno]

I had to tell the electric toothbrush to buzz off.

[Theland]

I found a okob of ogya for dislickers

[jno]

the hair dryer says it will all blow over.

[Canary42]

I had to stick a pin in for BA, there were so many funny responses. Thank you everyone.

[Patsy33]

Thanks, Canary! :-))