Ex Golf Buddy

[retrocop]

This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30,
after golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and
listens to the tirade.

"My bloody hair is damp; makeup not done, the house is a bleeding mess, the
dishes aren't done;
can't you see I'm still in my bloody pyjamas and I certainly won't be
cooking tonight!
Why the hell did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married!"

[iluvmargie]

Very good.

[ladybirder]

Haha. Good one Retro.

[Patsy33]

The truth is stranger than fiction, lol...

[marval]

lol