Ow. Bloody Ow.

[Mozz71]

So I just had to pop a rather nasty spot. On my eyelid.
OWWWW!

Until then, I thought that inside the nostril was the worse place to have a spot. Anyone have any unfortunately place zits, warts or growths they don't mind sharing, to cheer me up?

[Peter Pedant]

yup
thank you threshold

I agree words are impt

Doctor Doctor my glans penis has a zit on it - exit actually !
Doctor - then why are you staring at me with those rather bleary eyes?

ex=zit - geddit ?

[Milo2]

I once had a cyst removed from inside my mouth. The nurse said that the injection of the local anaesthetic might hurt a little bit. I think she was joking. It was certainly an ow ow ow moment.

[Mozz71]

PP, it's already popped now, so not much I can do aside keeping it clean and hoping nothing gruesome happens.

[Ken4155]

A patch and a parrot, Mozz? I'm whittling you a sturdy wooden leg to complete the ensemble. :-)

[Ken4155]

So I said to my neighbour with a wooden leg, an eyepatch and a parrot perched on his shoulder, "Morning LJ" 'cos that's his name. :-)

[MargoTester]

I suffer with cold sores and the latest spot they have appeared is inside the nostril which is very painful and very difficult to apply Zovirax to. I also had a huge one on the inside of my bottom lip whilst on holiday which made eating very difficult. Fortunately I was able to drink g&t through a straw.

[Mozz71]

//I also had a huge one on the inside of my bottom lip whilst on holiday//

So glad to see.The word "lip" there, or that was a very different post :o)

[rowanwitch]

Not me but Dave, he developed a large warty growth in his groin very near his nuts
We went to the minor ops clinic and I commented it looked like cauliflower
Much stupid giggling on the lines of the nurses never seeing a man with meat and three veg before.

[Mozz71]

Aaaaaand we have a BA.