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Make Love
A woman said to her husband, “You make love like a painter.”
“What like Da Vinci?” he said.
“Smooth strokes, attention to detail, resulting in masterpiece?”
No, she said.
“Like a council painter. You rush the job, leave mess everywhere and I end up having to finish it myself.”
“What like Da Vinci?” he said.
“Smooth strokes, attention to detail, resulting in masterpiece?”
No, she said.
“Like a council painter. You rush the job, leave mess everywhere and I end up having to finish it myself.”
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