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marval | 21:36 Tue 21st Apr 2020 | Jokes
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A woman said to her husband, “You make love like a painter.”

“What like Da Vinci?” he said.

“Smooth strokes, attention to detail, resulting in masterpiece?”

No, she said.

“Like a council painter. You rush the job, leave mess everywhere and I end up having to finish it myself.”

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LOL.
While Titian was mixing rose madder
His model was posed up a ladder
Her position to Titian
Suggested coition
So he ran up the ladder and had 'er
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lol Jno, good one.

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