It's Confession Time

[Canary42]

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church and enters the confessional and sits down but says nothing.

After a pause the priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in an attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally the drunk replies, “No use you knocking mate, there’s no paper in this one either.”

[Chipchopper]

I bet he washed his hands in the font next.

[Patsy33]

That was the turd time..