Keep An Eye

[marval]

Early in 1824, a pub landlord muttered to his barman, "Keep an eye on that bloke down the end. That's Beethoven's Ninth."


Scientists who were against genetic engineering have managed to cross a seabird with a sheep, which is a massive ewe tern.


The inventor of distorted mirrors has died.
His funeral with be held in asymmetry.


Since buying some aftershave with his credit card, a lot of dodgy transactions are showing up on my partner’s account. It would appear that his card has been cologned.

[douglas9401]

Well worth nicking. :-)

[Patsy33]

:-))

[albaqwerty]

excellent !!!

[tonyav]

I went to a faith healer last night. He was absolutely rubbish.
Even a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out.