I Keep

[marval]

I keep swearing at tanks and castles. Turns out I have got Turrets Syndrome.


I got my partner a bag of compost for his birthday.
He chucked it at me in a rage.
Typical, you give them the earth and they throw it back in your face.


A horse racing tip for you.
"Dusty Rug," it has never been beaten.

[Patsy33]

Love them, Marval! Lol

[jno]

a boy tells his mother: "Mum, dad took me to the zoo today."

Mum says "You're kidding, your Dad's never been to the zoo in his life."

The boy says "Yes he did, and one of the animals paid him £50."