New Teacher

[bhg481]

A new teacher gets a job in a village primary school in the Yorkshire Dales. To put the class at ease she puts a picture of a sheep on the board and asks if any of the children knows what it is - total silence. "Come on children, you must know what this is. How about you, Johnny?
After a moment's thought Johnny replies "Well miss, I think it's a Border Leicester ewe but I'm not sure 'cosI can't see its teeth".

[Mamyalynne]

Johnny's the brightest in the class,baa none.

[geevo41]

I bet she felt rather sheepish after that

[Chipchopper]

He sure pulled the wool over her eyes

[johnny.5]

It's the way ewe tell 'em