Mother In Law

[Patsy33]

Mother in Law came round for dinner and asked, "Why does your dog keep looking at me?"
I said, " because youre eating off his plate"

[Togo]

You won't winalot of friends doing that sort of thing. :))

[Ken4155]

Togo's right, Pal.

[Ken4155]

In fact, i'm surprised MIL didn't bounce you off all 4 walls (sausages).

[Peter Pedant]

this is vintage Ken Dodds isnt it
of blessed memory - - even to the taxman

[Buenchico]

It's good to know that Les Dawson's jokes (from nearly half a century ago!) are alive and well ;-)

[Khandro]

Les said his mother in law had a job, kick-starting jumbo jets at Heath Row

[Patsy33]

Lol!
'ere, have a Bonio each... :-))

[Buenchico]

Also from LD:

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."


I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps


I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking'


The wife's Mother said, "When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave." I said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea."

[Sunk]

Dawson had the superb writing team of David Nobbs and Barry Cryer.

[Patsy33]

Love Les Dawson.
His humour was so dry..

[zebo]

I used to laugh at Les Dawson but there would be an outcry if someone made these jokes today, someone sensitive would claim to be offended and off to a safe space.