Missing Dog

[Rondy]

An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. He takes out an ad in the newspaper, but two weeks later, there’s still no sign of the mutt.

“What did you write in the ad?” his wife asks.

"Here, boy,” he replies.

[Patsy33]

That'll do.it!

[Hopkirk]

Did he get any leads?

[Buenchico]

You really ought to paws before telling us such a tail, Rondy ;-)