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Buying Horses
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father move from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
"Because I'm thinking of buying these horses."
Johnny looked worried, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right away!"
"Why?" his father asked.
"Because the milkman stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy my Mum!"
"Because I'm thinking of buying these horses."
Johnny looked worried, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right away!"
"Why?" his father asked.
"Because the milkman stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy my Mum!"
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