The Russian Wife

[Rondy]

A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London.
However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.
The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
No, it's not what were you thinking.
Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

[-SharonA-]

Lol!

[Bobbisox1]

Haha , good one

[Patsy33]

At least he comes in handy for some things..

[piggynose]

Reminds me of old joke. I was sitting in my local restaurant trying to get the waiters attention. He finally came to my table with the condiments. He took a salt cellar out of his left pocket and asked did i want salt. I naturally said yes. Then he took the pepper out of his right pocket and asked if i wanted pepper, after i said yes. I said its ok i'll pass on the vinegar.

[theshedman]

Another similar old one piggynose, A good looking lady looked at my beer belly and sarcastically asked.. " Is it Fosters or Stella?" I replied "there's a tap underneath, taste it".

[Ellipsis]

Let's not go Russian to a hasty conclusion ...