The Police Just Rang..

[Patsy33]

The police have just rang to inform me that they’ve recovered my stolen sofa.
That was nice of them, it was starting to look a bit tatty.

[Bobbisox1]

:0))))

[tonyav]

Well that must have cushioned the blow.

[Patsy33]

That sits nicely with me...

[Captain2]

Presumably you'll settle for that.

[teacher1]

Sofa, so good !

[DTCwordfan]

they're just cushioning you for other bad news....

[Canary42]

The next call no doubt will tell you to get stuffed.

[Chipchopper]

I've just reclined the offer.

[Chipchopper]

Patsy, thanks for BA, Chip 'n Dale.

[Patsy33]

You're welcome.. :-))