Little Susie
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School .
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
'Tell me Susie, who created the universe? '
When Susie didn ' t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her,
took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
'God Almighty! ' shouted Susie. The Nun said, ' Very good '
and continued teaching her class..
A little later the Nun asked Susie, ' Who is our Lord and Savior? '
But Susie didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
'Jesus Christ!!! ' shouted Susie.
And the Nun once again said, ' Very good, ' and Susie fell back asleep..
The Nun asked her a third question... ' What did Eve say to Adam after
she had her twenty-third child? '
Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted,
'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I ' ll break it in
half! '
The nun fainted !