Have You Seen My Brother?

[Rondy]

A penguin walks into a bar. He goes to the counter and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?"

Bartender replies, "I don't know, what does he look like?"

[Ken4155]

Almost identical but he walks with a limp.

[aelmpvw]

isn't he the waiter in the corner?

[Bazile]

Yeah , but if his brother was adopted , he wouldn't look like him ?

[brian j john]

HAHA , i like it

A chicken and an egg go into a bar and the barman says , right who's first

[puzzled54]

True story, some years ago the children’s rabbit escaped from the back garden. I went out into the street to look for her and called across to someone walking past ‘have you seen a rabbit?’ He replied ‘what colour’? I mean, how many rabbits do you see hopping down the street?