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You know you are Russian when......
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Your car costs more than your college education
Your blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter you have been
drinking or not
Any outfit you wear involves leather (even in the summer even when no coats
are worn)
People are always asking you if you can get them a cheep deal
on something...and you can
Every sentence you say or hear starts with "blyat" and ends with "nahuy"
You know the new line of Nokia's 3 months before they come out on the market
You can't go to the movies on Sunday night without having to save 20 seats
for your late friends cuz they're buying seeds
You don't mind family get-togethers because you know the grandmas will be
making dinner
You know all the cops by their first names
You know someone who works at a dental lab
You are somehow related to most of the people you know
On the weekends your place of residence is the pool hall
You drive a Honda (or, in the EXTREME worse case a Nissan), and your windows
are tinted to twice the legal limit
Your Honda is a 5-speed stick shift, and you laugh at anyone driving an
automatic by calling them lohs
At any given moment you are carrying at least a dime bag of weed...
Your uncle is in the Russian Mafia or is a former employee of the KGB
Everyone you know has a bottle of smirnoff in their trunk.
You start thinking of bread as a good mixer for vodka
You know more than 30 Olgas, Irinas, Natashas, and Annas
NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But the last one is true for me!
Your blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter you have been
drinking or not
Any outfit you wear involves leather (even in the summer even when no coats
are worn)
People are always asking you if you can get them a cheep deal
on something...and you can
Every sentence you say or hear starts with "blyat" and ends with "nahuy"
You know the new line of Nokia's 3 months before they come out on the market
You can't go to the movies on Sunday night without having to save 20 seats
for your late friends cuz they're buying seeds
You don't mind family get-togethers because you know the grandmas will be
making dinner
You know all the cops by their first names
You know someone who works at a dental lab
You are somehow related to most of the people you know
On the weekends your place of residence is the pool hall
You drive a Honda (or, in the EXTREME worse case a Nissan), and your windows
are tinted to twice the legal limit
Your Honda is a 5-speed stick shift, and you laugh at anyone driving an
automatic by calling them lohs
At any given moment you are carrying at least a dime bag of weed...
Your uncle is in the Russian Mafia or is a former employee of the KGB
Everyone you know has a bottle of smirnoff in their trunk.
You start thinking of bread as a good mixer for vodka
You know more than 30 Olgas, Irinas, Natashas, and Annas
NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But the last one is true for me!
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