Annual Physical

[Rondy]

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?' she asks. "135 pounds" I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?'
'5 feet 4" I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a horrid woman.

[burlyshirley]

LOL ..

[DTCwordfan]

If this was Sqad as the doctor, he would have justifiably called in the men with white jackets......