Car Accident

[Rondy]

Cop: "I'm sorry sir, but your wife has been involved in a fatal car accident and we'd like you to come with us so you can identify the body."
Husband: "I'm a bit busy right now. Can't you take a photo and tag me on facebook? If it's her I'll click 'Like."

[pixie374]

Lol :-)

[Ellipsis]

Facebook dark mode!

[DTCwordfan]

If he is really unlucky, Facebook would send him a pic of Nick Clegg.

[david small]

Not at all funny. Sick? Yes, funny? No.

[davebro]

I'm guessing you weren't a Bernard Manning fan David!

[david small]

Bernard Manning! He of the huge underwear and foul mouth. You would be correct in that guess davebro.