Lost And Found

[Rondy]

Suzie: "Mum, I’m doing Geography homework. Where are the Andes?"
Mother (not listening closely): "How should I know? If you’d put your things away where they belong, you’d be able to find them when you need them."

[Jackdaw33]

I would have said, "On the ends of your armeys".

[Barsel]

I thought it was going to be 'at the end of your armies' joke.
Prefer your ending.