In A Post Here On Ab Togo Suggested That I Be A...

[sandyRoe]

...gentleman.
Am i wrong in thinking that the following reply to his comment was one of the best I've seen on AB?
"I've never been anything other than a gentleman. I've always held my weight on my elbows. "

[aelmpvw]

i did offer a :-) to that post

[gness]

I thought you meant elbows on the table as you were talking about eating out....Dave explained so yes, Sandy.... it's up there with Crafty's advice to someone wanting her bits tightened....... Just keep yer tights on.... :-)

[sunny-dave]

You old gentleman, Sandy :=)

BTW - I've just had to explain that comment to gness in a crowded pub garden - the patio heaters became irrelevant as she grasped the detail ...

[gness]

Didn't know you were around, Dave...just as well I didn't want to keep my innocence a secret. ;-)

[sunny-dave]

You're welcome - just keep the denier of the tights to a manageable level ...

[gness]

And you keep your elbows in good condition....

[Jackdaw33]

I've just twigged the meaning. LOL.