Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

[Rondy]

I found it really hard to break up with my optician girlfriend.

Every time I told her I couldn't see her any more, she moved a bit closer and said, "How about now, is that any better?"

[Patsy33]

She made a spectacle of herself..

[DTCwordfan]

did she give him a speculum to have a close look...?

[zebo]

I first heard this joke in 2020.

[Cloverjo]

Do you prefer 1 or 2? 1 or 2? Now 3 or 4? Come on, choose one!

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