Tech Support

[Rondy]

Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape
keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the
middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the
Program Manager."
Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."
Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "No..I'm not going to do that!"

[McMouse]

Someone’s taking the P.

[ToraToraTora]

This one is legendary:
http://wise-obs.tau.ac.il/~friedel/computer_fun/jokes/help-desk.html

[Togo]

Haha. Posts on AB now Tora.

[Togo]

We won't even consider "log on your computer". :))

[DTCwordfan]

I love my computer as it sings to me while I work.

It's a Dell.

[Togo]

Lol @ DTC. Not a very happy computer then.

[Mamyalynne]

Computers are Like Men...
In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
Computers are Like Women...
No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.

[ToraToraTora]

http://www.lanet.lv/users/judrups/Humor/chemelem.html