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Another Death Notice
This chap dies and his widow calls the local paper to have a notice published. They ask her what she wants printed. She replies “Cohen Dead”. The tell her the minimum charge of £5 and for that she can have 5 words. She then says “Cohen Dead. Volvo for sale”
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Quite probably, Hymie. I am reminded of Yacov Moshe Hakohen Maza who died nearly 6 months ago and was often described as a contentious comedian who told jokes about Jews for the larger part of his career. Anyone can check this out on YouTube. He was an ex rabbi known as Jackie Mason. Just as well he wasn't an ABer...
This chap dies and his widow calls the local paper to have a notice published. They ask her what she wants printed. She replies “(Insert required name) Dead”. The tell her the minimum charge of £5 and for that she can have 5 words. She then says (Insert the same required name) Dead. Volvo for sale”
It's an oldie. I still like it. There are still a number of people who will never have heard it.
It's an oldie. I still like it. There are still a number of people who will never have heard it.