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[Rondy]

A bloke just offered me forty grand a year to work for him at the brittle bones society…

I snapped his hand off!
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I asked the lady in Boots for something that would help with my hearing.

She suggested ear drops, but I was looking more for presents for the Judge and Jury.
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Just been given the boot from my job at the Doc Marten factory.
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I've started naming my friends after high Street stores.

You're next.
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[Patsy33]

Haha..
Love them!