Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two

[Chipchopper]

No need to keep banging on about it :-)

[DTCwordfan]

Is this a cymbal of things to come?

[1ozzy]

And his two sons had to share a name...
...Tom Tom.

[Bazile]

I heard they were good cooks and were called - ready and steady

[Chipchopper]

His d'niece and his d'nephew, take some beating!