Check Up
A lesbian goes to her doctor for her annual physical.
After the doctor completes the physical, she says, "You can
get dressed now. Your test results will be back in a few
days. Stop by my office and I'll review the exam I just gave
you."
When the patient gets to the office, the doctor says, "Well,
you seem to be in perfect health. I couldn't find a thing
wrong in my exam. Furthermore, I'd like to compliment you on
your excellent personal hygiene. I have hundreds of patients,
and I can't think of a one of them who keeps her genital area
so clean and fresh."
The patient says, "Well, there's a perfectly good reason for
that . . . you see, I have a woman in to clean at least three times a
week."