Dad Joke Of The Day

Hopkirk | 07:47 Wed 23rd Mar 2022 | Jokes

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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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1ozzy

:-)
Keep 'em coming Hoppy.

Why didn't elephants use the phone much?

Trunk calls were expensive.

wee titter !! ;0)

Why was there a Spark between Frankenstein and his bride ?
Because he couldn't resistor

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jno

how do you know a joke is a Dad Joke? Because it's apparent.

:-))

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